20 Hilarious School Quotes for Kids that will make them Laugh Out Loud


School can be tough, but laughter is the best medicine! That’s why we’ve rounded up 20 of the funniest school quotes for kids that are sure to make them chuckle. Whether your child is a student, a teacher, or just someone who loves to learn, these quotes will put a smile on their face and make them feel good about going back to school.


1. "Why do they call it homework? We do it at home, not at work!" - Unknown


2. "I hate school, but I love education." - Unknown


3. "If there were no tests or grades, we would have no reason to go to school." - Unknown


4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown


5. "Why do teachers give us a hundred questions on a test when we only learned about ten?" - Unknown


6. "I before E, except after C... and when sounding like A, as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh'... and on weekends and holidays... and all throughout May... and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!" - Unknown


7. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Unknown


8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown


9. "Why is it that when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin


10. "My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section." - Norm Crosby


11. "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." - Albert Einstein


12. "I am not a teacher, but an awakener." - Robert Frost


13. "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin


14. "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde


15. "I never let schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain


16. "In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." - Tom Bodett


17. "The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." - Tom Bodett


18. "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby


19. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon


20. "You're never too old to learn something stupid." - Unknown


Conclusion:


These funny school quotes are great for kids and adults alike. They can help alleviate the stress and boredom of school, and remind us all to have a good laugh once in a while. Share these quotes with your children or students, and see how they react!

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